Top Ten Reasons NOT to Own a Buck

10.  They pee on their own head.
9.  They stink.
8.  They chase the girls all the time.
7.  They pee on their own head.
6.  They make weird noises while wagging their tongues at you.
5.  They perform inappropriate sexual acts on themselves, in public.
4.  They pee on their own head.
3.  They bash heads with each other until they bleed.
2.  They drink their own urine and the urine of others.

and the number one reason not to own a buck...

1.  THEY PEE ON THEIR OWN HEAD!!!